If I told anybody else these they probably wouldn't think half were real punishments cos they're personal to me really..
No of days Punishment
1 Jog twice round BBlock in the AFTERNOON (i never jog in the pm, i hate ppl staring cos i live in a small community where everybody knows everybody.. i only ever do it <6:30am
2 Cut your hand made cassette purse in half (HELL NOOOO)
3 Log onto old account (h) and message 'I miss you' to you know who.
4 Give your brother your SNES
5 Delete ur fashion blog
6 Apply yo' mother's orange fake tan.. TO YOUR FACE.. and go out in public the next day (fuck, i'd be the laughing stock for YEARS even after i move away.. i could never come home at xmas ever again)
7 Cut out words 'i know where u live edna' from newspaper letters and post it in that SUPER NICE old lady's letterbox (nooo, i love that old lady.. imagine if they found out i'd done it, oh the shame, oh the prison sentence)
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10 Go into the music store with my secret obsession checkout person wearing those size 10 jeanz that dont fit cos your fucking fat and with unbrushed hair. LOL, dont think i could convince myself to do this for £1000 even
11 Tell the family i'm bulimic (this is another never could i do in a million years) hahaha, i had to check over my shoulder to make sure nobody was watching me type.. aghghghgh
Any other ideas? I'm having troubles thinking up these.
